a sow has eaten you

— Medieval Death Bot (@DeathMedieval) August 2, 2017

Yesterday’s Daily Create involved the Medieval Death Bot, a constant source of unfortunate ends. A nice thing about the bot is that if you include @DeathMedieval in a tweet, the bot gets medieval on you. I myself was eaten by a sow after making a joke about murderous clerks. But those are the risks we take in digital storytelling.

you have been murdered by clerks

— Medieval Death Bot (@DeathMedieval) August 3, 2017

you have drowned while bathing

— Medieval Death Bot (@DeathMedieval) August 2, 2017

you fell into a well and there drowned

— Medieval Death Bot (@DeathMedieval) August 2, 2017

you have been feloniously slain by Hugo de Houdeby

— Medieval Death Bot (@DeathMedieval) August 2, 2017

you have died of St. Anthony’s Fire

— Medieval Death Bot (@DeathMedieval) August 2, 2017

you were knocked off a bridge by a passing cart, drowning in the river below by misadventure

— Medieval Death Bot (@DeathMedieval) August 2, 2017